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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

plastic-tit:

they should have casted my earphones for Tangled

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met